"So, Erin, at last we meet..."

Saturday, April 28, 2012

"What if?"

(Background: Sent to CNBC's "Street Signs" after Erin had a segment about "What if ? " and requested her audience for more questions.  Be careful what you ask for...)

Re: What If Questions. What if: The government legislated solely by taxation, ie, instead of passing rules it just determined the tax rate applied to a particular activity. Gambling taxed at rate x, drug use taxed at rate y, prostitution taxed at rate z: You know, the same way Washington politics are handled, this activity costs you this many votes…What if Larry Kudlow and Rick Santelli had a baby, would it try to eat them as they slept?…What if wishes were camels? (who would ride, besides you of course)…What if insurance companies were all made non-profit?…What if the first thing Rand Paul is right about is Aqua-Buddha?…What if there was a standardized world currency (non-commodity) not dependant on the viability of any nation?…What if there was world peace: would commodity markets decline from lack of volatility?…What if we beat our swords into plowshares? Would there be enough land for all of us to farm?…What if the Tea Party is the oligopoly’s stalking horse? What if it isn’t? Should a test of political literacy be applied to registration? Should a test of financial literacy be applied to public servants?…What if all lobbyists were doctors and had to follow the Hippocratic Oath?…What creditor is paid first in a moral bankruptcy?…What if you could make origami from emails?…What if Hope took a look at the world and went back in Pandora’s Box?…What if America wasn’t on the same trajectory as England in the 1970’s?…What if Isaac Newton was wrong, action doesn’t equal reaction, and Washington could fix everything by doing nothing?…What if Quantitative Easing actually addressed the problem and we really only needed more money printed?…What if tourniquets were applied to societies traumas?… What if the national bird of the United States was an ostrich?…What if we can’t even afford a free market?…Hope these help. All the best, TVA PS: What if what made the “Greatest Generation” that way was living through the Depression and the examination of themselves and their world? Looks like we’ll get to see if that happens again. Pity. PPS: You’re the best. Thanks for reading my nonsense.